New Manila a.k.a. BRGY Mariana Xmas Party

Ok... so my parents forced me to go to this party in exchange for a little something. We arrived there a bit early. So the first hour was a bit boring waiting and watching bullshit. Each zone had their own "talents" that would perform for us there. I think there were about 12 zones? There were the Mariana Hot Babes (yeah right... maybe during the 50's) who ballroom danced. There was this girl who danced the Argentinian Tango (she looked an argentinian's ass). There was also this choir who won in Germany (i guess they won out of pitty...). The highlight of that first hour was maybe Mayor Sonny Belmonte shaking my hand. Why he did it is a mystery to me (maybe he was thinking "this young retard looks like he's old enough to vote. I'll shake his hand).

After that boring hour, i was shocked to see my new manila friends (most of 'em were in their 20s). I sat with them and we exchanged stories. We got bored at one particular time so we went "chick spotting". hehehe. We later found out that all the pretty girls there were waaay out of our league (either they were super rich, daughters of politicians or too old). After an hour or so, I went back to the table where my parents and relatives were. The congresswoman and counselor went there and shook hands. Then, there was this family friend who went to our table. He was like "I thought he (I) was your (my mom) brother." I felt kinda confused coz it could mean two things: 1) My mom looks young. 2)I look old :/

It was a great party... And same as last year, we were the lucky table. My dad and I won a prize during the raffle. 2 more gifts to open this xmas.

Happy Holidays :)