Now I know how he invented the atomic bomb.

A university professor challenged his students with this
question. "Did
God create everything that exists?

A student bravely replied, "Yes, He did!"

"God created everything?" the professor asked.

"Yes, sir," the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God
created evil, since evil exists. And according to the principal that
our works define who we are, then God is evil." The student became quiet before such an answer.

The professor was quite pleased with himself, and boasted to
the students that he had proven once more that the faith in God is a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a
question, professor?" "Of course," replied the professor. The student
stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you
never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist.
According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is, in reality, the
absence of heat. Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has
or transmits energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of
heat. All matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature.
Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if
we have no heat.

The student continued. "Professor, does darkness exist?" The
professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir. Darkness
does not exist either. Darkness is, in reality, the absence of light. We
can study light, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton's prism to
break white light into many colors and study the various wave lengths of each
color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a
world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain
space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct?
Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no
light present."

Finally, the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil
exist?" Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have
already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's
inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at
least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God.
It is just like darkness and cold -- a word that man has created to describe
the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or
love, that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens
when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the
cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when
there is no light."

The professor sat down. The young student's name -- Albert
Einstein

HEHEHE cool noh? Siya rin nagsabi na touching a hot girl for 1min feels like a second while as touching a hot plate for a minute seems like an hour.

anyway - http://www.cardomain.com/id/t43m4n - gonna be posting more pictures as it turns from that to this -> http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/284140/1